A funny story

On Saturday we had a bbq at the park in front of our houses. It was us, the Martini's, the Alomia's and Lauren and her kids. It was really fun and there was lots of good food. We were enjoying each others company and talking and minding our own business when all the sudden this kid comes up to our table and starts eating our food. He was about 5 years old, little black boy. He grabbed a handful of chips and walked away without saying anything. We all kinda looked at each other with funny smiles on our faces thinking simultaneously "did he really just do that?" We had no idea who this kid was and he was definitely unsupervised. He was playing at the park with his two brothers. So we continued on with our evening and he kept coming back and eating our food!! So we decided we needed to say something to him. He came up and tried to get a cookie and Corinn says "You should probably ask before taking someone elses food! And where are you parents?" He didn't respond and just walked away. We were shocked that they were unsupervised and shamelessly eating our food!! I then watched him walk up AGAIN to our table eyeballing our food, trying to figure out what he wanted to eat next. Then I watched him grab someones open soda and start drinking it! You have got to be kidding me! So Mike, being the tacktful guy that he is yelled "Hey kid, get away from our food and go find your parents!" We were cracking up all evening, watching this kid try and get our food. We were super irritated though that he thought it was okay to keep doing it and he wouldn't say a word to us. Okay so here comes the bast part of the story, all the sudden Isabelle, Kristens daughter, comes over and said that she stepped in some dog poop and it was all over her shoes. So her dad took her shoes off and took them home to wash them off. But there was something strange about this dog poop, it wasn't the regular dog poop color and it wasn't the regular dog poop smell.....hmmmmm, what it is it you ask? Well, we thought it smelled a whole lot like human poop, but thought there was no way that it could be UNTIL the three rabid boys that were playing at the park said, "My brother pooped on the floor. He just really had to go so he pooped on the ground" YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! Wow. We were so disgusted and this kid had been putting his disgusting hands all over our food! Then two of the boys started fighting with each other and at this point we had had enough. We made the boys take us to where they live so we talk to their parents about what was going on. As we were walking them to their house and big black guy comes walking toward us and we assumed it was their dad coming to get them and so we told him what was going on and he was super embarrassed. AS WELL HE SHOULD BE!! He just left his kids out there for hours playing and letting them eat other peoples food and poop on the sidewalk! Seriously, what is wrong with some parents! I could not believe he let them do that. And earlier that day we were having a baby shower in our clubhouse and the same kids were down there playing and they came in and were touching our cake!! Every time I see these kids doing something their not suppose to, I'm going to take them to their idiotic father. So we all took our kids home and bathed them and washed all their clothes. And Lothar went and got chemicals and cleaned up the poop. I'm going to buy some Lysol spray and spray it all over that park now!